Very Funny Sms,Funny Jokes sms for Mobile and Facebook

1) Student's Life is Like Movies
School =Jurassic Park
Principal= King Kong.
Vice Principle = Hulk.
Teachers = Aliens.

Class guys =Planet of Apes.
Class Gals =Charlies Angels.
Syllabus =Deep Blue Sea
Exam =Mission Impossible
Copy Checker =Terminator.
Result = 2012 ..(end of the world) :D

2) Breaking News-Petrol prices up Rs by 7.50

Pump attendent - 'Kitne ka daloon ?' ! Car owner - '2-4 rupye ka car ke upar spray kar de bhai, jalana hai !!'

3) Husband:agar meri lotery nikal aaye to tu kya karegi...

Patni:mai aadhe paise leke tujse chhod cungi....

Husband:Meri 100 rs ki lotery nikli hai.....
ye le 50 aur Daffa ho ja.....:D

4) GIRLS ARE LIKE WATER

BOYS ARE LIKE MOBILE
WATER FALL ON MOBILE
OR
MOBILE FALL ON WATER
WATT TO MOBILE KI HI LAGTI HAI YAAR :D

5) finally it happened......Beer & Petrol are same price....

now you have 2 Choices....
drink & walk
or
Don't drink & drive ):

6) Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?

How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer : what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog. :D

7) Beta- Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai...

Baap- beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki
bulet, picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi
karna hai.

8)Position of Husband is like a Split A.C,

No matter how loud he is outside,
But inside the house
He is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote. :D