Funny Jokes: The most stupid questions People usually ask in the most obvious situation

The most stupid questions People usually ask in the most obvious situation & answers you can probably give:

1-At movies: Hey ! Wat r u doin here?

Ans:Don't know??
I sell tickets in black ovr here..
2-In Bus:A heavy lady wearing pointd
high heeld shoes on ur feet:Sorry
did that hrt u??
Ans:No,not at all !! I'm on local
anaesthesia..
why dont u try again?
3-when u get woken up at midnight by
a phone
call:Sorry!were u slepin??
Ans:No! I ws doin reserch on weather
zulu tribes
in africa marry or not...u thot i was
slepin??you
dumb witted moron..!!
4-when u c frnd with evedently shorter
hair: Hey
Hav u had a haircut?
Ans:Naaah !!
Its automn n m shedin...!!!