Girl friend - Boy Friend Funny Dating Jokes

Girlfriend Called her BF (Madan)

GF: Honey where are you?

Madan: I'm at the bank.

GF: Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Madan: Sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish??? :D